I’ve finally accepted that these people get what true happiness and love are.
(Source: judgesontoddlersandtiaras, via enjoyitsonlylife)
Nipples and Cream
Yahoo bought Tumblr for $1.1 Billion.
Tumblr has an estimated 108 million blogs.
That means for each blog you maintain, Yahoo spent $10.
Don’t ever let anybody tell you you’re worthless.
(via whysosexxual)
a-smile-that-i-dont-believe-in:
how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
i showed this to my boyfriend and he started to cry
(via katie-joy)
oh man i want a romance like in titanic
except i dont want a controlling mother
and no dramatic fiancees
and i dont like boats so none of that shit either
and no dying at the end
like i just wanna bang young leonardo dicaprio in an expensive car
so yeah, just like titanic
(via thegardenofedon)
“I wrote a poem about it, and then threw it away, because that’s the last thing I need right now: More words dedicated to people who will never dedicate a single thing to me.”
— Thought Catalog (via swimmingpoolforants)
(Source: koizoraa, via 000008888000)
i think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy
because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless
and they don’t want anybody else to feel like that
(Source: circumcisions, via dream-walk)
if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit
just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin
ḱerberos means “spotted”
that’s right
hades, lord of the dead, literally fucking named his pet dog spot
(via i-fly-like-a-turtle)
(Source: viviling, via fridakahwoah)
