angrybagel: “NO HOMO” i scream at my dog Homo as he shits on the carpet
shelpee: apparently you arent allowed to have problems if you arent a starving african child
usogui: stop assuming that rich white girls can’t be depressed stop assuming that people in any situation can’t be depressed stop assuming stop hammer time
NO. That joke is NOT acceptable.
believed: smallpetuniaofgallifrey: It is NOT “almost time for Green Day to wake up.” SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU IMMATURE LITTLE PRICKS. YOU ARE NOT REAL GREEN DAY FANS IF YOU MAKE FUN OF “WAKE ME UP WHEN SEPTEMBER ENDS”. Do you have ANY idea what that song is about, and what it means to Billie Joe Armstrong? GROW THE FUCK UP. sounds like you could use a nap i’ll wake you up when september ends
people who aren’t in the doctor who fandom right now:
American: I want to live in the UK.
Asian: I want to live in the UK.
Indian: I want to live in the UK.
African: I want to live in the UK.
Hispanic: I want to live in the UK.
Canadian: I want to live in the UK.
Filipino: I want to live in the UK.
French: I want to live in the UK.
Irish: feckin' English bastards
Texan: TEXAS IS THE BEST COUNTRY I'M NEVER LEAVING
How record bosses feel when you pirate their music
basically me at school all day
me: i hate all of you
me: stop screaming you saw your friend yesterday
me: holy fuck walk faster
me: get smarter idiot
me: maybe if i hit my head on my desk enough times ill die
exercise? more like extra fries.
me when i'm almost home: i can almost taste the internet
lastofthetimeladies: feelings feelings otp otp otp otp otp otp otp otp otp hurts otp otp no otp otp no otp otp no otp otp nop ...
the-vashta-nerada: francieum: 23devil: emeraldembers: gondor-calls-for-aid: 4-1-3: People who are younger than you but taller People who are younger than you but better than you at something People who are younger than you People People are wonderful creatures! Go out into the world and smile at the first person you see, you won’t know how beautiful life is until you...
Words That Don't Exist in the English Language,...
hesmybrother: Arigata-meiwaku (Japanese): An act someone does for you that you didn’t want to have them do and tried to avoid having them do, but they went ahead anyway, determined to do you a favor, and then things went wrong and caused you a lot of trouble, yet in the end social conventions required you to express gratitude —- Backpfeifengesicht (German): A face badly in need of a fist ...
sometimes i want to kill everyone today is one of those days
im lonely and in desperate need of attention hear my plea.
samw-pmarleau: “Don’t eat raw cookie dough” is the food equivalent to “Please read the Terms and Conditions.”