August 2012
person: you're blocking the view.
me: i am the view.
me after running for 30 seconds: i'm still alive but i'm barely breathing
winchesterlicious:
My mum just came into my room and said “did you lose a pair of pants?”
and I was like “…what”
and then she took my hand
and gave me this carrot
I tried to give it back but she ran away laughing
beardedbeardstache:
excuse me
Is this where I sign into the fandom?
HA, I see you have a ship!
I have one too!
They’re very non-canon and…
shi-
fuckiinasghjdklk
IM
I cant
“What if all women were bigger and stronger than you? And thought they were...”
– For the Men Who Still Don’t Get It by Carol Diehl (via coralfershoral)
chrisehvans:
the longest relationship i’ve had is with the same password i’ve been using for everything for 6 years
me: ugly people exist to make pretty people stand out
me: so that's my contribution to society
me: you're welcome
I get awkward when someone compliments me and idk...
someone: you look pretty today
me: happy birthday
Reading was very very very very good.
I can’t really walk or talk anymore, and there was so much mud I dont even understand where it came from but overall it was awesome and I wish i was back there because if I have to chose between Florence and being clean then I’d chose to be filthy as fuck.
camillesaurus:
dirtytalkinginenochian:
Two bloggers went outside
that’s it that’s the joke
it’s an inside joke
