person: you're blocking the view.
me: i am the view.
me after running for 30 seconds: i'm still alive but i'm barely breathing
winchesterlicious: My mum just came into my room and said “did you lose a pair of pants?” and I was like “…what” and then she took my hand and gave me this carrot I tried to give it back but she ran away laughing
beardedbeardstache: excuse me Is this where I sign into the fandom? HA, I see you have a ship! I have one too! They’re very non-canon and… shi- fuckiinasghjdklk IM I cant
What if all women were bigger and stronger than you? And thought they were...– For the Men Who Still Don’t Get It by Carol Diehl (via coralfershoral)
chrisehvans: the longest relationship i’ve had is with the same password i’ve been using for everything for 6 years
me: ugly people exist to make pretty people stand out
me: so that's my contribution to society
me: you're welcome
I get awkward when someone compliments me and idk...
someone: you look pretty today
me: happy birthday
Reading was very very very very good. I can’t really walk or talk anymore, and there was so much mud I dont even understand where it came from but overall it was awesome and I wish i was back there because if I have to chose between Florence and being clean then I’d chose to be filthy as fuck.
camillesaurus: dirtytalkinginenochian: Two bloggers went outside that’s it that’s the joke it’s an inside joke