shortest horror story ever
computer: unable to connect to the internet
me: *sees text post*
me: why didn't i think of that
plot twist: the once-ler is real
s4ls4: mrsspencereid: it’s kind of ridiculous that we have to work our asses off for 13 years in school just to work our asses off for another 2-8+ years in college just to work our asses off in a job that we probably don’t even like, when we were born on this earth without a choice and i for one certainly didn’t sign up for that this is seriously all i fucking think about
pastelparty: best video ever
littlelyonman: itsacookthing: infamousnfamous: blueivysus: ‘Beyonce covered Sex On Fire at glastonbury right?’ ‘She made the song a lot better. She made me masturbate to my own song.” -Caleb Followill (from Kings of Leon) Shit is real when someone else makes you have feels about your own song.
Sherlock Holmes: I don't always die
The Doctor: but when I do
Harry Potter: I don't
My parents just found a condom wrapper on the floor of my room… Oops?
person: so what music are you into?
me: are you sure you're ready for this conversation?
daisyfairy: dude is a gender neutral pronoun